Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Fairer Sex


It is already the last week of September and the clock is ticking faster by the minute. A sudden sense of urgency and purpose has crept into everybody and it is showing on their faces. With non-existent placements and dearth of aid in the US universities, people have suddenly discovered the manager in them and wish to hone their skills with an MBA. So, keeping up with the mood and time, a post to relax all those who give endless AIMCATS, SIMCATS and ProcMocks.

Directions for questions 56 to 60: Answer the questions on the basis of the following information.

A group of 6 young people A,B,C,D,E,F go on a picnic to Neverland. All of them are either male or female and straight. Each of them work in 6 different organizations. Also, each of them likes one genre of movie. Further, the following information is known:

(i) A loves to demand one of those "ladies" seats  in a public bus.

(ii) B loves to throw a nasty look at all those men standing in a long never-ending line waiting for their turn at the ticket counter of a multiplex while she catwalks in her special line to get hers.

(iii) C is a strong and independent naari who works for the "equality with men in all spheres of life" cause on behalf her fellow naariyan.

(iv) D is a go getter who proudly flaunts her "girl power" and loves to get up the corporate ladder using it.

(v) E is a lawmaker in the parliament. He/she proposed two bills in the house. One asks for 50% reservation for women in all urban and semi-urban municipalities. The other wished to make it mandatory for all corporate companies to publicly acknowledge and give EQUAL opportunities to women at workplace.

(vi) F is a psychology student doing his doctoral studies on "What women actually want?"

56. Do A and B enjoy the special treatment given to them?
(a) All the time.
(b) They can't stop grinning.
(c) Obviously it is their birth right.
(d) More than one of the above.

57. What would D say about herself?
(a) If you have it, flaunt it.
(b) Men have their advantages, I have mine.
(c) I am helpless. People crush me.
(d) Both (a) & (b)

58. Will C who fights for "Equality" use the privileges used by A & B?
(a) Barack Obama is the president of the US.
(b) Duh!
(c) She will stand in the long queue for tickets.
(d) She never sits in a bus, seat or no seat.

59. What is E?
(a) An alien from Mars.
(b) A woman.
(c) A man.
(d) A confused asylum runaway.

60. When will F finish his PhD?
(a) Very soon.
(b) 5-7 years if he changes the topic.
(c) Eternity if he doesn't.
(d) Either (b) or (c)

4 comments:

Anirban said...

D,A,B,B,D

Satanputr said...

monty tu pro hain yaar :)

Unknown said...

a lot of CAT purring going on here..

Will-o'-the-wisp said...

Q. What conclusions do you draw about the author from the above post? He is
(a) Male chauvinist ... :P
(b) one of those highly misled males who believe they have been wronged.
(c) jobless
(d) all of the above

but seriously ...this was fun :D